wicked-angelic:

princeofkawaii-littleland:

deathtokillian:

Once I have top surgery I’m going to make up the weirdest stories for why I have scars on my chest.

~ I got attacked by this HUGE rat

~ Knife fight with a 4 year old

~ I don’t know man….It just happened

~What scars there’s nothing there

~ I had a dream about Freddy Krueger, and I woke up with these

~ Never skateboard while trying to knit

~ I sneezed too hard

~ Big Foot does not like to lose at poker

~ Elderly Bingo can get crazy man

~ Dragons are not as friendly as I thought

~ It’s just a cat scratch

~ Don’t fuck around with chopsticks

~ A pirate attacked me

~ just look down at your chest and scream

coolcatgroup:

hypochondriacdreaming:

fishwrites:

quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

seefloor:

I think somebody wants attention

“I could claw this hapless human to death… but she’s so cute… and I love her…”

*very gently threatens*

@mostlycatsmostly

localcryptidsapphire:

life is short. play it wild. try new things. eat security cameras. make new friends.

paper-mario-wiki:

this is really frickin neato

the-tactician-of-ylisse:

you cannot convince me other wise 

machikono:

BIRD JUMPED ON THE KEYBOARD

AN d

WHERE AR ETHE MANNERS

scoutato:

spontaneouslydyingdragons:

thenimbus:

amish-mafia-jimmies-overlord:

kordova:

my bird shredding some paper

The Ordon Village music in the background somehow made this even better.

This is so fucking cute holy shit

Hes making himself little feather extensions omg

@dizzypersephone

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ajtheslayer:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

THAT DOG HAS SOME OPINIONS ON HER OWNERS’ HINGES!!! xD

“OIL UR HINGES U FOOLISH WEIRD DOGS”

syg3rrik:

lovinghome:

octopus kites [src]

Where can I get one of these?

turbomun:

gauntletspirit:

polypaganpancakepearl:

thefusspot:

So it appears that Autodesk did a thing.

Go nuts, my friends.

this is my favorite art program. it’s *much* more intuitive than photoshop/gimp or corel paintshop, but it still has the full functionality of a digital art program (layers, brush stabilizer, etc.). it’s not overwhelming to start on like practically every other decent art program I’ve tried, you can just pick a brush and start drawing as if it were paper if you want. plus you can download extra brushes for free! and they publish free art tutorials pretty regularly

ANYONE looking for a free art program: worth looking into.

YALL I LOVE THIS PROGRAM, especially the ipad version!! and i’m psyched that i don’t have to pay $30 a year for it anymore!!!