wicked-angelic:

princeofkawaii-littleland:

deathtokillian:

Once I have top surgery I’m going to make up the weirdest stories for why I have scars on my chest.

~ I got attacked by this HUGE rat

~ Knife fight with a 4 year old

~ I don’t know man….It just happened

~What scars there’s nothing there

~ I had a dream about Freddy Krueger, and I woke up with these

~ Never skateboard while trying to knit

~ I sneezed too hard

~ Big Foot does not like to lose at poker

~ Elderly Bingo can get crazy man

~ Dragons are not as friendly as I thought

~ It’s just a cat scratch

~ Don’t fuck around with chopsticks

~ A pirate attacked me

~ just look down at your chest and scream

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