wicked-angelic:

princeofkawaii-littleland:

deathtokillian:

Once I have top surgery I’m going to make up the weirdest stories for why I have scars on my chest.

~ I got attacked by this HUGE rat

~ Knife fight with a 4 year old

~ I don’t know man….It just happened

~What scars there’s nothing there

~ I had a dream about Freddy Krueger, and I woke up with these

~ Never skateboard while trying to knit

~ I sneezed too hard

~ Big Foot does not like to lose at poker

~ Elderly Bingo can get crazy man

~ Dragons are not as friendly as I thought

~ It’s just a cat scratch

~ Don’t fuck around with chopsticks

~ A pirate attacked me

~ just look down at your chest and scream

localcryptidsapphire:

life is short. play it wild. try new things. eat security cameras. make new friends.

dryeguy:

bluebiesartblog:

the-husbando:

twilightown:

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

@dryeguy @kissthethunder

I hate that I can audibly hear this…

jiveturkeyjerky:

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

sensationallysavage:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

lesbidrake:

psiotechniqa:

theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm:

psiotechniqa:

gayasslena:

I’m losing my SHIT

This is some magical shit

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

the obvious? what do you mean?

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.

captainsnoop:

please reblog this post so that whenever i look at my notes i see this picture of alphonse. normally when i look at my notes i only see bad posts, but now, i’m making a good post to see in there. i get to see good posts (read: one good post, this picture of alphonse) in my notes and you get to see a very good picture of alphonse elric. 

we all get to see something that makes us happy, and everybody wins. 

augustdementhe:

kimreesesdaughter:

localstarboy:

One of the best pranks I’ve ever seen, even the dog was shook…

I liveeeeeeeeeee for pranks!

PRANKS LIKE THIS.

Look at this. Look at the EFFORT this took.

No random screaming, no calling people slurs, no one lost anything or got hurt, THIS. THIS. Is a great prank.

I hope everyone involved is having a fucking great day.

twizzlefix:

vongolacielo:

writeroost:

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

“fuck”

Our power stapler has angry eyes drawn on it.

marina-pepsi:

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

thankyourluckystars13:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

He returns.

The magical Lost Woods accordion unicyclist.